A few funnies for a newsless Monday morning:

DOS: n., A small annoying boot virus that causes random spontaneous system crashes, usually just before saving a massive project. Easily cured by UNIX. See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS.
(from David Vicker’s .plan)

“Besides, I think [Slackware] sounds better than ‘Microsoft,’ don’t you?”
(By Patrick Volkerding)

Fatal Error: Found [MS-Windows] System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux…
(By cbbrown@io.org, Christopher Browne)

“How should I know if it works? That’s what beta testers are for. I only coded it.”
(Attributed to Linus Torvalds, somewhere in a posting)