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This tutorial shows how you can back up and restore hard drives and partitions with CloneZilla Live. CloneZilla Live is a Linux Live-CD that you insert into your computer; it contains hard disk and partition imaging and cloning tools similar to Norton Ghost. The created images are compressed and can be transferred to a Samba-, SSH-, or NFS server or to a local hard drive or USB drive.

I found this when cruising around today enjoy and it might just be still available if you want it. It is over on Craigslist if you are interested.

Ferocious attack kitten is available for adoption to any home willing to accept him.

This destructive kitty has been trained as a proud warrior and will fiercely defend your house, even against you. Well-trained since 10-weeks of age to attack anything in his presence, he will protect your family from evil things, including the following:

* insects

* other trained attack kittens

* babies

* toilet paper

* anything under a blanket

* unwanted house guests
* paper bags

* floor rugs

* Chuck Norris

* Feet.

Great with children (assuming you don’t like the children). Probably best used for professional catfighting. He is housebroken, but only because he wants to be. This attack cat has trained himself to seek out his food anywhere you hide it and rip the bag open to feed himself, great for those who travel extensively. Also trained to drink water out of toilet bowls and dishwater from items in the sink. Knows how to open some doors. He will find you wherever you hide.

Neutered (trust me, you wont want to him to procreate). Has not been declawed, but you’ll figure that out really fast.

Understands and responds to a variety of vulgar and profane verbal commands. Has a very soft and furry belly, like a teddy bear – however he will bite your face if you try to touch it.

Willing to accept trades. Potential adopters must have experience with trained attack-kittens… please be prepared to show scars.

For the love of God, someone please take this thing out of my house.

Kitty from Hell

See them all: The 10 Best Linus Torvalds Quotes

Torvalds: not one to mince his words…

1. “Software is like sex: it’s better when it’s free.”

2. “Microsoft isn’t evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.”

You have to love the humor of these guys, here is another part, this time the laptop version, Baldy.

Here’s another Linux Top Ten Countdown (from our Reality mixed with humor section). Some of these items appeared originally in my article for The Linux Journal (Dec 2007, Issue 164).

You may also be interested in: Top Ten Reasons to Protect Your Linux System.

Hopefully, these tips will help settle once and for all why Linux is a perfect fit for any laptop.

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TOLEDO, Iowa (AP) _ Authorities in Iowa say an Illinois man in a stolen delivery van loaded with doughnuts led police in a chase across two Iowa counties at speeds of up to 100 miles per hour.

The van owned by Donut Delite of Moline was stolen early Thursday while the driver was making deliveries at a hospital in Rock Island. More than 100 miles later in Iowa, a Benton County sheriff’s deputy spotted the van — and the chase was on. Other officers joined in, and the chase stretched into Tama County.

Authorities finally cornered the van in Toledo and arrested the driver, Frank Alvarado of Moline. Authorities say he was a patient at the Rock Island hospital. Alvarado is charged with first-degree theft, eluding and traffic violations.

First this is a good example of why you never steal donuts Cops will follow the criminals forever. Chased for over 100 miles those Cops really wanted their donuts back, Baldy

Okay if you have not stumbled on this little web gem now is a really good time. The series is all about a group of folks that get online and play games and after a while decide to meet in real life R/L in the parlance of the gamers. They are up to 8 episodes now and going strong this is one of the online series that has not slid into a boring boob show after a couple of episodes. Way to go folks you have done great. Baldy
Watch the First Episode

The Onion’s latest video segment — a newscast from a future where humans are subservient to robots — is not only uproariously funny, it’s also a damned fine, top-notch piece of science fiction. More like this, please. Link (via Danger Room)

Now this is some funny stuff, Baldy

Newscast from a robot-dominated future — Onion video

Now these are a couple of towns with some real class and common sense I love it, Baldy

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Voters in two Vermont towns on Tuesday approved a measure that would instruct police to arrest President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney for “crimes against our Constitution,” local media reported.

The nonbinding, symbolic measure, passed in Brattleboro and Marlboro in a state known for taking liberal positions on national issues, instructs town police to “extradite them to other authorities that may reasonably contend to prosecute them.”

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